A pink piece of goo sits in its warm humid abode. Slowly, cautiously, it opens the door and starts to slide towards to the newly made opening. It is out of its comfort zone now, in the cold and dirty world. It is so afraid of this that it starts shaking. Slowly at first, the goo vibrates in a perfect mathematical wave pattern. As it was outside its home, it got more and more scared each second, shaking more and more rapidly. Moisture started flying off of it, some hairs got shocked off. The goo recollected itself, and went back into its comfortable warm home. This slice of goo belonged to Kevin the Great Dunce, and it was his tongue. What would provoke Kevin to do such a dance with his tongue? Why would he use his energy on this? It is simply because he saw a nude female in front of him with large bosoms. This nude female told him to do this with his tongue. To passerby, he was simply the strange old man on the street who always did that thing with his tongue. To him, he was a man who the females could not resist. At least once a day, a different lady would pass by him with the same tongue request. He did the thing with his tongue, the lady watched as he did it, then walked away. Sometimes while he was doing this, observers would ask why. He would simply point to the female watching. The observer would look at the space where he was pointing, see nothing, and walk away. When Kevin was a wee lad, his mother took him to the city of Crazak, as she was on a business trip. Unfortunately, there was an unexpected attack on that city on the very day he went there. The Joilujk corporation sent 77.666% concentrated chaos energy to Crazak. This chaos energy did random things at random times, and, the higher its concentration, the more effect the random things had on the world. One thing it did was blow up the whole city of Crazak. The other thing it did was let Kevin be the only survivor, except he sees naked woman everyday telling him to do odd tongue movements. Kevin lost his memories from the impact, so he set up camp on the ruins of Crazak for the rest of his life.